John Cena - Basic Thuganomics 約翰西南 WWE初代出場樂 [中文歌詞]

第一百一十二次中文翻譯
"Basic Thugonomics" by John Cena, Trademarc
Album: WWE: Oringinals (2004)
代表WWE Superstar: 仍然是辣個男人

今天西那葛格要教大家基礎暴力學

在成為家喻戶曉的無敵超人之前，John Cena剛出道前兩年可是不折不扣的反派......
每次出場都會穿籃球衣+大鎖鍊+工作短褲，上台先Diss對手一番最後再加一句Word Life!
Thugonomics是西南的自創詞彙，由Thug Life的Thug+學科常常會有的nomics作為結尾 (暫譯:基礎暴力學)

lyrics:



So...you think you're untouchable?
嗯......你覺得自己無人能擋?

Word-life! This is basic thugonomics
Word-life! 聽好了，這是基礎暴力學
This is ba-basic thugonomics
這是基礎暴力學
Word-life! (*scratches*)
Word-life! (*刮盤刮刮刮*)
"I'm untouchable, but I'm forcing you to feel me"
我無人得以接近，但讓你備感壓力
Word-life! This is bas-$#%^*
Word-life! 聽好了......
Basic thugo-^$%^&-thugo-$^%* thugonomics
基礎......-基礎......暴力學
Word-life! (*scratches*)
Word-life! (*刮盤刮刮刮*)
"I'm untouchable, but I'm forcing you to feel me"
我無人得以接近，但讓你備感壓力

[verse 1 John Cena]
Whether fightin', or spittin', my discipline is unforgiven
不管打架還是嘴砲，我的原則就是殺無赦
Got you backin' up, in a defensive position
在你逃跑時逮到你，你還想要抵擋
An ass-kickin anthem, heavyweight or bantam
響起踹爛你屁股的前奏，管你重量級羽量級
Holding camps for ransom, the microphone phantom
快辦個營隊繳你的罰金，買支好一點的麥克風
Team hits the floor, this the new fight joint
你的隊伍摔個稀巴爛，隔天關節疼痛
Like a broken needle kid, you missin' the point!
你就像歪掉的針頭，找不到孔
We dominate your conference with offense that's no nonsense
我們暴力侵占你們的會議，去除那些狗屁
My theme song hits, get your reinforcements
我的出場樂太屌，得到你粉絲的呼聲
We strike quick with hard kicks, duckin' nightsticks
我們猛烈的踢擊，躲掉警棍襲擊
Bare-knuckle men through fights pits, beat you lifeless, never survive this!
赤手空拳穿梭在群眾間，打得你半條命，活不過今天
Get forget like Alzheimer's two-face rappers, walk away with four shiners
打到你變老人癡呆的雙面rapper，走回去時眼冒金星
The raw rhymer, turnin' legends to old-timers
笨拙的用韻，把傳奇唱成老頭
My incisor's like a viper, bitin through your one-liners
我銳利的牙就像毒蛇，咬住你無聊的笑話
New deadman Inc. -and we about to make you famous
這裡是新死人有限公司--我們來讓你變有名
Takin' over Earth and still kickin' in Uranus!
掌控地球之後事業還紅到天王星去

Word-life! This is basic thugonomics
Word-life! 聽好了，這是基礎暴力學
This is ba-basic thugonomics
這是基礎暴力學
Word-life! (*scratches*)
Word-life! (*刮盤刮刮刮*)
"I'm untouchable, but I'm forcing you to feel me"
我無人得以接近，但讓你備感壓力
Word-life! This is bas-$#%^*
Word-life! 聽好了......
Basic thugo-^$%^&-thugo-$^%* thugonomics
基礎......-基礎......暴力學
Word-life! (*scratches*)
Word-life! (*刮盤刮刮刮*)
"I'm untouchable, but I'm forcing you to feel me"
我無人得以接近，但讓你備感壓力


You ain't advanced enough to process potential phonetical concepts
你沒厲害到了解我用詞隱含的概念
The objects are foreign, like blot tests art and sex,
對你來說太陌生，就像你看墨跡測驗、藝術和性愛
 are complex regardless of your finesse
太複雜了無論你的技巧
or your fitness, it's the condition of business
還是身材再怎麼練, 用商業角度來看
Your lame vision of a underground, physical image
你跛腳的地下視野，表面的印象
You're underneath to undermine your whole, typical image
你已經踐踏破壞掉自己，整體的形象
with the precision of percentages, and the collision of sedatives
用我精確到百分點的技巧、鎮靜劑和
Poetry, beats, and mics - we untouchable
詩句、節奏、麥克風，使我們所向無敵
like righteous sluts with no crevices
像秉持正義的一群娼婦，沒有間隙
Streets unite, we rock right over dumber beats
讓街頭團結，我們隨笨重的節拍搖落去
Yo' cats couldn't come this hot if they jerk off in the summer heat
你們這群小貓咪永遠沒辦法跟我一樣屌*
Forget two takes, kill y'all birds the first time
忘了你們還試兩次，幹掉你們這群菜鳥
Yo' best ain't, worthy of my filler or worst rhymes
你們自以為最好的句子爛到放不進我的押韻裡
I'm better than nice, check the veteran stripes
我何止叫好，看看我胸前掛幾條
Leave you beside yourself with fear, I kill you, and bury you twice
離開你身邊時你還在怕--我要把你幹掉，還埋你兩次
Despite the cover of night, trackin' your flight
不怕月黑風高，沿著你逃跑路線
Like guerilla warfare, where the grass is dense
就像游擊部隊，濃密草叢小心危險
Approachin' me is a quick way to get referred to in the past tense
往我這邊走，如果你想早點被叫祖先
Dead that! When the light to mic is on
把你砰掉! 當聚光燈往台上投
The crowd is dead like the intermission when you on the Titantron
台下一片死寂彷彿你出現在螢幕上頭

Word-life! This is basic thugonomics
Word-life! 聽好了，這是基礎暴力學
This is ba-basic thugonomics
這是基礎暴力學
Word-life! (*scratches*)
Word-life! (*刮盤刮刮刮*)
"I'm untouchable, but I'm forcing you to feel me"
我無人得以接近，但讓你備感壓力
Word-life! This is bas-$#%^*
Word-life! 聽好了......
Basic thugo-^$%^&-thugo-$^%* thugonomics
基礎......-基礎......暴力學
Word-life! (*scratches*)
Word-life! (*刮盤刮刮刮*)
"I'm untouchable, but I'm forcing you to feel me"
我無人得以接近，但讓你備感壓力


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Cena的招牌手勢從雙手比6變雙手比3...... 直接除以2